Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Comforter

This isn’t just a comforter—it’s a warm embrace from the universe saying, “Yes, you do deserve a nap.” Made for professional loungers and certified dog-stalkers, this lightweight wonder is perfect for those mornings you meant to be productive but then, well… you saw a dog. The design dazzles, the warmth hugs your soul, and the only thing missing is a golden retriever at your feet.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester – Softer than your ex’s apologies.

• Lightweight & Cozy – Feels like being wrapped in a compliment.

• Bright White Back – Sleek, clean, and ready to match your chaotic neutral aesthetic.

• One-Sided Print – Eye-catching on the front, understated on the flip side.

• Double Square Quilting – Holds the fluff like your dog holds eye contact when you’re eating.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle

• Bleach as needed (life gets messy)

• Tumble dry low

• Do not iron unless you enjoy watching polyester cry

• Dryclean if you’re feeling fancy

Size Guide:

(All measurements may vary by up to 3 inches because life isn’t perfect, and neither is fabric.)

• Twin: 68″ × 88″ – For solo sleepers and bed-hogging chihuahuas

• Twin XL: 68″ × 92″ – Just long enough for tall dreamers

• Full/Queen: 88″ × 88″ – Ideal for two humans, or one human and three spoiled dogs

• King: 104″ × 88″ – Royalty-sized, whether you rule the kingdom or just the couch

Pro Tip: Layer with a matching throw and scatter a few squeaky toys for the ultimate curated “Yes, I have dogs, and I’m thriving” home aesthetic. Also, it’s great for hiding under during Zoom calls.

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