Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Can Cooler Sleeve

Why settle for a lukewarm can and a dull personality when you can have this neoprene legend? Introducing the “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Can Cooler Sleeve—a collapsible masterpiece of beverage fashion. Whether you’re at a BBQ, tailgate, or simply avoiding responsibility, this slip-resistant neoprene sleeve hugs your 12oz can like it owes it money. It’s got the sass, the sass-back, and the ability to make your drink stay cool longer than your last online date.

Key Features:

• 100% Neoprene: Durable, flexible, and emotionally available (unlike your ex).

• Fits Standard 12oz Cans: From soda to “special soda,” it embraces all equally.

• Black Interior & Collapsible Design: Sleek, mysterious, and folds flatter than your attempt at yoga.

• Thread Color Auto-Matched: The sleeve that understands aesthetics without being asked.

• Vibrant Colors: Printed so boldly it practically photobombs your picnic selfies.

Care Instructions:

• Wipe off life’s little messes with a dry cloth.

• Hand wash when things get too real.

• Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean unless you enjoy chaos.

• Let it air dry like a free spirit in a hammock.

Size Guide:

• Height: 3.87″ – Tall enough to judge you, short enough to still be fun.

• Diameter: 2.09″ – Like a cozy hug, but for cans.

• Thickness: 0.25″ – Enough cushion to soften life’s hard edges.

Pro Tip: Hosting a party? Buy these in bulk and pretend you coordinated. Your guests will think you’re classy, organized, and not at all someone who once used a sock as a makeshift cooler.

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