Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Boho Beach Cloth

This isn’t your grandma’s beach towel. It’s a gloriously oversized polyester dream with tassels, for crying out loud! Whether you’re sunbathing like a boho goddess, staging a spontaneous picnic, or pretending you hike (but just taking selfies), this cloth has your back—literally and figuratively. Lightweight, loud, and luxuriously laid-back, it’s your new favorite excuse to leave early or show up fabulously late (because, you know, you saw a dog).

Key Features:

• 100% polyester – Softer than your dog’s ears and tougher than your excuses.

• Big & bold – At 38″ × 81″, it’s basically a fabric red carpet for your beach bum.

• Tassels included – Because what screams “boho chic” louder than strategically knotted flair?

• One-sided print – So fabulous, the other side just couldn’t compete.

• Quick-dry magic – Dries faster than your last situationship.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, gentle cycle.
• Don’t bleach it like your regrets.
• Tumble dry low or let it bask in the sun like the free spirit it is.
• No ironing—this cloth has enough heat already.
• Definitely skip the dry cleaner; they don’t deserve it.

Size Guide:

• Width: 38″

• Length: 81″
  Translation: Big enough to lie down, roll around, and dramatically pretend you’re in a music video.

Pro Tip: Use it as a beach towel, picnic blanket, impromptu superhero cape, dog-spotting perch, or Instagram backdrop. It won’t judge. But your followers might if you don’t tag it.

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