Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Black Mug 15oz

This isn’t just a mug. It’s a lifestyle. A 15oz ceramic confession of your chaotic, dog-distracted existence. Sleek, shiny, and unapologetically honest, this mug declares to the world that you had very important business petting a stranger’s Golden Retriever and that’s why your coffee’s cold and you’re late (again). Ideal for caffeine-fueled dog spotters, tea-sipping tail wag enthusiasts, or anyone who values honesty—and a good ceramic vessel.

🔑 Key Features:

• Glossy Black Ceramic – Because matte is for people who show up on time.

• 15oz of “I Need This” – Big enough for your coffee, tea, or existential dread.

• C-Shaped Handle – Ergonomic enough to grip while running after a Corgi.

• Microwave-Safe – For reheating that coffee you forgot while taking a 400-picture photo shoot of a dog.

• Dishwasher-Safe – Because handwashing is for people with their lives together.

• Lead and BPA-Free – Unlike your toxic ex.

• Made in China – Just like your phone, your Air Fryer, and most of your regrets.

• FDA + CSC Compliant – Certified safe for sipping and overthinking.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Wash it by hand or throw it in the dishwasher when you’re done being late (again).
• Pro tip: don’t use it as a chew toy.
• Your dog already did that with your remote.

📏 Size Guide:

• 15oz Capacity – Holds enough coffee to pretend you’re awake, or enough tea to look like you have your life together.

• Taller Than Your Excuses – With a satisfying height, it stands confidently on your desk like it has somewhere to be.

• Comfy Grip Diameter – Just wide enough for your fingers to loop through the handle without making it a finger trap.

• Spacious Rim – Big enough to sip, slurp, or dramatically exhale into when recounting your dog-related detour story.

💡 Pro Tip: This mug is perfect for your office desk, kitchen shelf, or wherever you need to project “Yes, I’m late, but did you see the puppy?” energy. Pair it with an air of nonchalance and a few dog hairs for maximum authenticity. Bonus points if you pretend not to see the judgment in your coworkers’ eyes.

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