Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Bean Bag Chair Cover

Plop your behind and your excuses into something stylish with this delightfully chaotic bean bag chair cover. Made from ultra-durable polyester canvas and printed all over in high-resolution sarcasm, this cover is your ultimate chill-out throne after a long day of pretending you were “on your way.”

Available in two sizes depending on how much lounging—or emotional recovery—you plan to do. Fill it yourself (because life is DIY now), zip it shut with the secure lock-and-key closure, and let the procrastination begin in plushy, bean-stuffed peace.

Please note: It ships without filling—because apparently, we draw the line at effort.

Key Features:

🧵 100% Polyester Canvas – Tough enough for pets, people, and prolonged periods of avoidance.
🛠 Inner Sewn-In Case – Keeps all those beans from running away faster than you do from deadlines.
🔒 Secure Lock & Key Zipper – For safety and the illusion of being a responsible adult.
📏 Two Sizes Available – Small for subtle flopping, big for dramatic collapse.
🖨 All-Over Print – Your excuse, your aesthetic—front, back, and bottom.

Care Instructions:

• Spot clean only—just like your emotional messes.
• Use soap, water, and a little denial.

Size Guide:

🪑 Small – 27″ W × 30″ D × 25″ H: Perfect for tight spaces, short naps, and dramatic flops that still feel cute. Compact comfort with maximum excuse support.

🛋️ Large – 38″ W × 42″ D × 29″ H: For full-body lounging, oversized thoughts, and avoiding productivity in style. Basically a soft throne for your canine-induced delays.

Filling Volume:

• Small: 5 ft³ (141.5 liters) – Roomy enough to forget your plans.

• Large: 16.2 ft³ (458.7 liters) – Requires lots of beans and zero guilt.

Pro Tip: Pair this bean bag with a matching blanket, a “do not disturb” face, and your favorite dog video playlist. No one can judge you if you’re horizontal.

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