Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Beach Towels

Whether you’re bronzing your questionable decisions or beachcombing for excuses, this “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” beach towel is your sun-soaked sidekick. Made with a polyester front for show-stopping, sand-resistant print glory and a soft cotton back for maximum post-swim lounging, this towel practically screams, “I’m not ignoring your texts, I’m petting a beach beagle.” Available in three sizes, because every dog excuse deserves the right canvas—even at the shoreline.

🔑 Key Features:

• Polyester Blend Front – For vivid, edge-to-edge prints that say, “Yes, I was late, and yes, it was adorable.”

• 100% Cotton Back – Soft, absorbent, and ready to console you after missing sunscreen reapplication (again).

• Three Sizes Available – For tanning, toweling off, or dramatically throwing over your shoulder like you’re in a slow-motion movie.

• 0.16″ Thick Fabric – Fluffy enough to feel fancy, thin enough to dry fast.

• Multifunctional Marvel – Perfect for the beach, pool, gym, or creating a barrier between you and that person who definitely doesn’t like dogs.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash warm (max 40C / 105F).
• Tumble dry on low.
• Or air dry on a clothesline while pretending you’re on a dog-friendly island getaway.

📏 Size Guide:

• 18″ × 27″ – Compact and convenient; perfect for your face, your gym bag, or dramatic over-the-shoulder flops.

• 24″ × 44″ – Mid-sized and mighty; great for beach chairs, poolside drying, or passive-aggressive sunbathing.

• 30″ × 60″ – Maximum coverage; ideal for full-body lounging, stylish sand avoidance, or sharing with a suspiciously needy dog.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair this towel with a pair of sunglasses, a cold drink, and a long story about how you followed a dog halfway down the boardwalk and accidentally missed your meeting. Works every time.

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