Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Beach Towel

Make a splash, literally and metaphorically, with the towel that screams, “Yes, I’m extra—and I saw a dog!” This isn’t just any beach towel. This is a polyester-cotton blend beacon of personality, perfect for lounging by the sea while silently judging everyone else’s basic beach towels. Flaunt your canine priorities while soaking up sunshine and compliments.

Key Features:

• Dog-Watching Certified: Guaranteed to draw more attention than your actual sunburn.

• Polyester Print Side: High-definition design on one side, so vibrant it might make the ocean jealous.

• Cotton Loop Backing: For when your skin needs to be pampered like it just got a spa facial.

• Hemmed Edges: Reinforced, because even your towel has better structure than your weekend plans.

• Moisture-Absorbent: Can handle post-swim drips, soda spills, and existential tears.

Care Instructions:

• Wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar diva towels.
• Tumble dry low or let it bask in the sun like the drama queen it is.
• No bleach, no dry cleaning, and absolutely no ironing unless you like the smell of scorched polyester dreams.

Size Guide:

• 30″ × 60″ – For beach minimalists or people under 5’9” who forgot sunscreen.

• 36″ × 72″ – For those who need more space to towel off… or just to mark territory.

Pro Tip: Double as a cape when chasing seagulls, flaunting your flair, or dramatically exiting conversations you regret starting.

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