Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Bath Mat

Let your feet land in luxury while your bathroom screams, “Yes, I’m quirky and I have priorities—dogs first, hygiene second.” The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Bath Mat is more than a floor fluff—it’s a plush stage for your post-shower performances and existential crises. Made with 100% memory foam microfiber, it cradles your paws (er, feet) like a loyal golden retriever. Its anti-slip back ensures you don’t slip while pondering why you ever scheduled a 7am Zoom call.

Key Features:

• 100% Memory Foam Microfiber – Feels like you stepped into a cloud that knows your credit score and still approves of you.

• Anti-slip Backing – Because slipping in the bathroom is only funny in cartoons.

• Durable Binding – Keeps the fluff in check and adds a dash of sophistication to your dog-obsessed bath décor.

• Whimsical Statement Piece – Subtly reminds guests you prioritize tail wags over punctuality.

Care Instructions:

• Cold machine wash only (hot water makes it cry).

• Wash with like colors (no mingling with goth towels).

• Gentle cycle preferred (we all need a little gentleness).

• Tumble dry low or hang it like your hopes and dreams—high and optimistic.

• Do NOT bleach or dry clean unless you want a bath mat with trust issues.

Size Guide:

• 24″ × 17″ – For small bathrooms or dogs with modest splash zones.

• 34″ × 21″ – For larger bathrooms or post-bath zoomies containment zones.
  Size variance possible: because nothing in life is perfectly measured—especially not your dog’s love.

Pro Tip: Place directly in front of your tub, then prepare to say, “I’m not crying, it’s just bath mat comfort hitting my soul.” Bonus points if your dog insists on sitting on it like a royal guest.

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