Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Balloons (Round and Heart-shaped) 6″

What’s better than being fashionably late? Being fashionably late while holding a tiny balloon that screams, “I have a dog-related excuse and I’m sticking to it.” These 6″ mylar balloons are the bite-sized party heroes you never knew you needed. Perfect for low-effort celebrations, dramatic desk statements, or casually waving in public to avoid awkward conversations.

Choose between round or heart-shaped because you like to pretend choices matter. No helium? No problem. This little airhead was never meant to float—it’s just here for emotional support.

Key Features:

🎈 Inflatable Sass – Inflate with air only. This balloon knows its place: slightly above your laptop, not the stratosphere.
🎨 High-Resolution Coating – Because even your excuses deserve to be printed in rich, vivid detail.
💧 Waterproof Ink – Rain or wine spill, this balloon holds its looks better than most of us after 5 PM.
💞 Use It Again (and Again) – Reinflate every time you’re late. So… frequently.
📍 Balloon Stick Included – A wand of truth to wave dramatically during storytelling.

Care Instructions:

• Inflate with air only (your own hot air is optional).

• Deflate gently when not in use (same advice applies to egos).

• Keep dry and out of reach of cats with sharp opinions.

Size Guide:

🎈 6″ × 6″ (15.2 × 15.2 cm): Perfectly petite—small enough to fit in one hand, big enough to carry your guilt for being late (again). Ideal for dramatic pointing, awkward apologies, or accessorizing your dog-spotting excuse in high style.

Pro Tip: Pair with a heartfelt “I meant to be on time” and a cookie bribe. Bonus points if you make it a matching set with your emotional support water bottle.

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