Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Baby Swaddle Blanket
$31.90
Wrap your tiniest human in the softest excuse known to babykind! The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Baby Swaddle Blanket is made of cozy jersey polyester and delivers peak snuggle performance while subtly explaining why nap time started 30 minutes late. Bonus: it’s cuter than a baby yawning in slow motion.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : baby swaddle blanket, dog loving parents, funny baby gear, newborn humor, sarcastic baby gifts
Introducing the coziest alibi a baby can wear: the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog swaddle blanket. Crafted from cloud-soft 100% jersey polyester, this adorable 30″ x 40″ comfort cocoon wraps your tiny human in warm excuses and canine-themed charm. Whether it’s naptime, cuddle-time, or trying-to-distract-from-a-tantrum time, this blanket is here to make your baby the snuggliest excuse machine on the block.
Key Features:
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🍼 100% Jersey Polyester: So soft, even grandma might get jealous.
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🐾 One-Sided Print: Show off the pup pride while hiding the mysterious milk stains.
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📐 Pre-Constructed Dimensions: Measures 30″ x 40″ with the rebellious spirit of +/- 1 inch.
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🎨 Vibrant Sublimation Print: Eye-popping design that doesn’t fade even if your sleep schedule does.
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🇨🇳➡️🇺🇸 Made in China, Printed in the USA: A truly international blanket of mystery and snuggles.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (like your coffee because you forgot it again).
- Tumble dry low (like your standards after a 3 a.m. feeding).
- Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean (you have enough to worry about already).
Size Guide:
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30″ x 40″ – Perfect for swaddling, stroller rides, tummy time, and dramatically tossing over your shoulder during parent meetings.
Pro Tip: Pair with a matching dog outfit for your baby, then casually tell people, “Oh, we were late because we were discussing chew toy economics.” Works every time.
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30″ × 40″ Width, in 30.00 Length, in 40.00 -
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