Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog 20oz Insulated Bottle
$24.28
Hydration meets hilarity. This 20oz insulated bottle is your ultimate sidekick for staying cool, looking hot, and whispering “good boy” to every dog you pass. Stainless steel, spill-proof, and sass-approved—it’s the emotional support bottle you didn’t know you needed.
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : dog themed drinkware, funny insulated bottle, hydration with humor, sarcastic water bottle, stainless steel sass
Finally, a bottle that gets you. Hydrate with humor and sass while dramatically reducing your plastic guilt. This double-insulated stainless steel bottle is lightweight, stylish, and so efficient it could probably file your taxes if you asked nicely. Keeps hot things hot, cold things cold, and judgmental stares away while you whisper sweet nothings to every dog you meet.
Key Features:
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Double-Wall Insulation: Like your emotional barriers—strong and chill on the outside, warm and cozy on the inside.
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Lightweight Stainless Steel: Sleek, shiny, and won’t ghost you like that reusable bottle from last year.
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Spill-Proof Screw-On Cap: Because the only thing that should spill are the tea and your unsolicited dog stories.
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Eco-Conscious + BPA-Free: Save the planet while sipping from a vessel that screams, “I brake for puppies.”
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Stylish Size: Holds 20oz of whatever liquid courage (or hydration) you require for your dog-spotting adventures.
Care Instructions:
Hand wash only, darling. Because legends don’t tumble dry.
Size Guide:
Just enough room to hydrate and still leave space in your bag for dog treats.
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Height: 10.63 in
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Diameter: 2.68 in
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Cap Diameter: 1.57 in
Pro Tip: Pre-fill it with iced coffee and tell people it’s for energy—when really, it’s to keep your cool when you spot a Golden Retriever in a raincoat.
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20oz Diameter, in 2.68 Height, in 10.63 Cap diameter, in 1.57 -