Home is Where My Dog is Window Curtains (1 Piece)

Finally, a curtain that blocks the sun and announces your unconditional devotion to the fur-covered dictator you share your house with. This Home is Where My Dog is curtain is made of heavy-duty blackout polyester, because nothing ruins a nap faster than a sunbeam your dog hasn’t already claimed.

With vibrant colors, a sturdy rod pocket, and one-sided print perfection, this curtain adds cozy drama to any space—bedroom, living room, or the room where your dog has their 3:00 PM zoomies. One panel per order, because even dogs appreciate the suspense of a dramatic reveal.

🔑 Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Fabric: Thick, durable, and basically immune to dog hair judgment.

• Blackout Material: Keeps the light out and the nap vibes in. Your dog can finally sleep like it’s 2 AM… at 2 PM.

• One-Sided Print: Because one side is all you need to make a bold paw-litical statement.

• Vibrant Colors: Printed using techniques that scream “yes, I have a dog and I want the whole room to know.”

• Hemmed Edges: Clean finish to match your clean(ish) dog.

• 4” Rod Pocket: Slides onto your curtain rod with ease—even if you have the DIY skills of a distracted squirrel.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F max).

• Tumble dry on low heat.

• Do not bleach, dry clean, or let your dog use it as a cape.

📏 Size Guide:

• One Size: 50″ x 84″ Fits standard windows, oversized personalities, and homes where the dog has veto power on décor.
  Note: Slight size variance of +/- 1″—because no one is perfect, not even your dog (but don’t tell them that).

💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with your dog’s favorite nap spot for maximum blackout bliss. Great for blocking sunlight, judgmental neighbors, and the occasional laser pointer chaos. Want total coverage? Buy two panels. Want dramatic flair? Just hang one and let it sweep in the breeze like your dog’s fur during shedding season.

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