Home is Where My Dog is Window Curtain

Your window called. It’s tired of being plain, predictable, and totally un-dog-themed. Enter the Home is Where My Dog is window curtain — 50″ × 84″ of polyester perfection, custom printed to make your room look instantly more like a dog parent’s sanctuary.

Lightweight enough to let in a warm glow, yet bold enough to turn heads (and maybe block judgmental neighbor stares), this one-sided printed curtain is the easiest way to add personality without knocking down a wall. Bonus: it softens outside light, so your dog can nap in peace without glaring sunbeams ruining their dramatic sprawls.

🔑 Key Features:

• 100% Polyester: Strong, durable, and wrinkle-resistant — unlike your attempts to fold a fitted sheet.

• Vibrant, Crisp Prints: Sharp enough to make your dog’s face visible from across the street.

• Lightweight Material: Lets in just enough light to keep things classy, not cave-like.

• Hemmed Edges: Finished for durability and an “I actually care about home decor” look.

• One-Sided Print: Because not every neighbor deserves to see your impeccable taste.

• 4” Rod Pocket: Easy to hang, even if DIY usually means “Do It Yelling.”

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F max), gentle cycle.

• Tumble dry low.

• Iron low heat if needed.

• Do not bleach, dry clean, or let your dog use it as a tug toy.

📏 Size Guide:

• 50″ × 84″ – Tall enough to drape dramatically, wide enough to cover your secrets, and perfect for standard windows or the occasional improvised stage entrance.

💡 Pro Tip: Hang it in your living room for maximum guest envy, or in your bedroom so your dog can gaze out at their kingdom in style. Bonus points if you match your throw pillows to your curtain — instant “Pinterest-worthy dog parent” status.

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