Home is Where My Dog is Water Bottle 20oz
$39.47
If your dog had opposable thumbs, they’d carry this water bottle for you—because hydration is serious business and so is looking fabulous while doing it. Crafted from stainless sass and double-wall wizardry, this 20oz bottle keeps your drinks as cool as your dog’s attitude (or as hot as your morning existential dread). Hydrate like you mean it—or at least pretend you do.
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : bark-and-sip, canine caffeine companion, dog lover hydration, eco dog parent, funny dog bottle
Tired of pretending you drink enough water? Enter this sleek, sass-packed stainless steel water bottle – built tough, just like your love for dogs and your ability to avoid small talk. Whether you’re hiking the Appalachian Trail or just walking your dog to the corner so they can sniff one patch of grass for 37 minutes, this 20oz bottle will keep your beverage hot, cold, or “lukewarm because you forgot it in the car.” Double-wall insulation means your coffee stays steamy, your water stays chill, and your vibe stays hydrated. Bonus: it fits in most car cup holders—unlike your emotional baggage.
Key Features:
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Stainless Steel Durability: Rust-resistant and tough enough to survive your dog’s zoomies.
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Double-Wall Insulation: Keeps drinks hot enough to scald your tongue, or cold enough to pretend it’s still iced coffee from 9 a.m.
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Leak-Proof Lid: Because surprises are for birthdays, not beverages in your bag.
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Powder Coated Finish: Stylish, sleek, and just matte enough to whisper “I care about aesthetics.”
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One Size Fits Most: 20oz capacity—just enough to convince yourself you’re staying hydrated today.
Care Instructions:
🧼 Hand Wash Only – Because your dishwasher is for plates and broken dreams, not this majestic dog-loving hydration station.
Size Guide:
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Height: 9.06 inches – tall enough to command respect.
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Width with Handle: 4.13 inches – roomy but not obnoxious.
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Diameter: 3.03 inches – fits in most cup holders, unlike your oversized emotional support tumbler.
Pro Tip: Add your dog’s name in Sharpie. People will assume it’s their bottle, and you’ll never lose it at yoga class again.
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