Home is Where My Dog is Velveteen Plush Blankets
Price range: $8.17 through $16.73
This velveteen plush blanket is soft, lightweight, and basically a one-way ticket to never leaving the couch again. Perfect for binge-watching, “working” from home, or letting your dog steal it five seconds after you sit down. Comes in multiple sizes to fit your denial, your nap, and your emotional baggage.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : couch blanket for dramatic lounging, custom printed dog-approved throw, lightweight snuggle essential, soft blanket for emotional support naps, velveteen fleece blanket
Made from lightweight, velveteen microfiber polyester, this blanket delivers a dangerously high level of comfort. Like, cancel-your-meetings-and-ghost-your-friends kind of comfort. It’s perfect for couch marathons, office naps (you know who you are), camping trips you regret agreeing to, or any other excuse to disappear into fleece-based bliss.
Bonus? It looks great thrown over a chair, bed, or pile of unfolded laundry you swore you’d get to eventually.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Polyester: Strong, soft, and not afraid of a little commitment. Basically the opposite of your last situationship.
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Velveteen Softness: Microfiber magic that makes this blanket smooth, cozy, and just emotionally available enough.
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Lightweight & All-Season Ready: Summer AC chills? Winter blues? Surprise nap attacks? Handled.
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Multipurpose Functionality: Great for lounging, working (allegedly), traveling, or upgrading your dog’s throne.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (because it’s fancy)
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Gentle cycle (like your post-breakdown recovery)
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Tumble dry low (unlike your standards for weekend plans)
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Do not bleach. Just… don’t.
📏 Size Guide:
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30″ × 40″ – “Mini Cozy (Dog or Baby Dominated)” Perfect for small beings with big blanket entitlement.
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40″ × 50″ – “Just Right for Lap Naps” Great for knees-to-chin mode or casual office hibernation.
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50″ × 60″ – “Couch Commander” Covers your whole human form unless your dog decides otherwise.
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60″ × 80″ – “Blanket Royalty Tier” Enough room for one sprawled adult or a human-dog cuddle treaty in progress.
💡 Pro Tip: Add your dog’s face, your favorite passive-aggressive phrase, or a cozy declaration like: “Currently Ignoring Reality.” It’s perfect for gifting, recharging, or signaling to your household that you’re not available for life right now.
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