Home is Where My Dog is Velveteen Plush Blanket
Price range: $15.98 through $38.33
Wrap yourself in unapologetic coziness with the Home is Where My Dog is Velveteen Plush Blanket—a.k.a. your new emotional support fabric. Soft enough to rival your dog’s belly, big enough to ghost the world, and stylish enough to make your couch feel underdressed. One-sided print, three snuggle sizes, zero regrets.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : canine cuddle gear, cozy home humor, dog lover blanket, snuggle supplies, velveteen plush chaos
Snuggle season has officially gone to the dogs—in the best way possible. The Home is Where My Dog is Velveteen Plush Blanket is here to wrap you in more comfort than your dog’s judgmental side-eye when you come home smelling like another pet. Soft, luxurious, and covered in unapologetic dog-parent pride, this one-sided printed velvety wonder is perfect for your Netflix marathons, impromptu naps, and definitely not sharing with guests. Available in three sizes because one-size-fits-all is for amateurs.
Key Features:
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Sewn Like a Pro: Double needle topstitching on all seams to withstand years of dramatic couch flops and snack spills.
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Polyester or Polyester-Spandex (aka Fancy Blanket DNA): Durable, stretch-resistant, and soft enough to make your old blanket cry.
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One-Sided Print Perfection: Your design, your rules—because if your dog had a say, it’d be all bacon print, all the time.
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Soft Like a Dream: Medium heavy-weight fabric that says, “Yes, you do deserve this level of comfort.”
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Three Sizes: 30×40″, 50×60″, 60×80″ — pick the one that says “cozy companion” or “cocoon of bliss.”
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold with similar freeloading fabrics.
- Tumble dry low.
- Don’t bleach, don’t iron, and for the love of fluff—don’t dry clean.
- Hand washing is for overachievers who like their blankets pampered.
Size Guide:
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30″ x 40″ – Baby dog burrito size.
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50″ x 60″ – Human + lap dog cuddles.
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60″ x 80″ – Full-body swaddle or Netflix fortress for one (plus pup).
Note: Blanket sizes may throw a tiny tantrum during production and arrive up to 3” shorter. We call it “artisan character.”
Pro Tip: Buy one for yourself and one for your dog so you don’t have to fight over who gets to snuggle in style. Because the only thing worse than sharing your fries is sharing your favorite blanket.
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