Home is Where My Dog is Velveteen Microfiber Blanket (Two-sided print)

Welcome to the high life of blanket royalty. This velveteen microfiber masterpiece is not only soft enough to make you question every other blanket you’ve ever owned—it also prints on both sides, because why settle for one side of fabulous when you can have two? Made from 100% polyester (aka cozy wizard magic), this blanket is perfect for snuggling, picnicking, or letting your dog immediately claim it as their throne. Comes in three sizes, all of which you’ll end up sharing with a fur-covered tyrant.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester: Strong, durable, and doesn’t crumble emotionally like the rest of us. Also: it dries fast. Like, super fast.

• Two-Sided Print: Because your design deserves to shine from every angle—just like your dog’s judgmental stare.

• Soft & Plush: So soft you’ll forget what productivity feels like. Warning: prolonged use may result in blanket dependency.

• Vibrant Colors: Designed to make your boldest ideas pop—even if that idea is your dog dressed as royalty.

• 2″ Stitched Edges: Reinforced edges that say, “Yes, I’m fancy,” and “No, I will not unravel under pressure.”

• White Strands May Show: Not a flaw—just blanket freckles. We all have imperfections. Embrace the thread.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Because life happens. Usually with snacks.

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle

• Hand wash if you’re feeling like a responsible adult

• No bleach (unless you’re feeling chaotic—don’t)

• Tumble dry low like your ambition on a Monday

• Do not iron (it’s not a shirt, it’s a lifestyle)

• Do not dry clean (save that for your dog’s tuxedo)

📏 Size Guide:

• 40″ × 30″ – “Mini Fluff Mode” For small pets, toddlers, or your lap’s emotional support.

• 60″ × 50″ – “Perfectly Stealable by Dog” Big enough for one human… unless your dog has other plans.

• 80″ × 60″ – “Full-Size Blanket Warzone” Great for beds, couches, or awkward third-wheel Netflix nights with your dog.

💡 Pro Tip: Design both sides for double the fun—snuggles on one, sass on the other. It’s like mood swings, but in blanket form.

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