Home is Where My Dog is Velveteen Microfiber Blanket
Price range: $17.85 through $42.10
Wrap yourself (and your emotional baggage) in the soft, judgment-free embrace of the Home is Where My Dog is Velveteen Microfiber Blanket. It’s plush, it’s cozy, and it won’t ask why you’re binge-watching that same show for the 9th time. Perfect for toddlers, adults, or dramatic pets with a flair for comfort. Warning: may cause spontaneous napping.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : Blanket for lazy legends, Cozy chaos control, Dog-approved blanket, Furry cuddle enabler, Velveteen snuggle rug
Who needs therapy when you’ve got this blanket? Whether you’re a toddler, a grown adult with taxes to dodge, or a dog with luxurious taste, this velveteen microfiber masterpiece has one mission—wrap you in soft, furry bliss. Printed on one side and soft on all sides of your soul, it’s the emotional support blanket you didn’t know you needed (but your dog totally approves of).
✨ Key Features:
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100% Polyester: Because you deserve a material that doesn’t wrinkle under pressure—unlike your life choices.
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Vibrant Colors: Printed so sharply, your dog might think it’s edible.
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Hemmed Edges: Stitched tighter than your last-minute excuses, so it doesn’t unravel—like you on a Monday morning.
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Soft & Plush: Imagine hugging a cloud that’s been through therapy and learned how to love again.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (aka not lava temp), gentle cycle (like your dog’s feelings), and tumble dry on low.
- Do not bleach, do not iron, and under no circumstance should it be dry cleaned—unless you like turning fluff into sandpaper.
📏 Size Guide:
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Small (40″ × 30″) – Perfect for tiny humans, spoiled lap dogs, or dramatic cats who need a personal throne of softness. Also ideal as a fancy travel blankie for people who pack emotions and snacks.
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Medium (60″ × 50″) – Your classic couch cuddle companion. Big enough for one adult and one clingy dog—or two people in a healthy relationship who don’t mind foot-to-foot contact.
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Large (80″ × 60″) – Go full burrito mode. This size is built for maximum snuggle real estate—whether it’s you, your dog, your dog’s dog bed, and your regrets from 2007. Everybody fits.
💡 Pro Tip: Wrap yourself and your dog in this blanket during thunderstorms, breakups, or when you’re binge-watching shows that emotionally destroy you. No one will see your tears under all that softness. You’re welcome.
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