Home is Where My Dog is Tumbler 40oz

Introducing the 40oz beast of beverage bliss – the Home is Where My Dog is Tumbler! Whether you’re wrangling your dog, your kids, or your existential dread, this jumbo-sized tumbler is ready to keep your drink as cool (or hot) as your sarcasm. With ORCA coating brighter than your dog’s personality and insulation more powerful than your will to go to work, this tumbler is the ultimate sidekick for adventures, commutes, and judgmental PTA meetings.

Key Features:

• Vibrant Colors: Designed with high-definition color saturation that screams, “I have caffeine, and I’m not afraid to use it!”

• Double-Wall Insulation: Keeps your drinks hot for hours, cold for longer, and your hand dry enough to swipe Tinder or pick up poop bags.

• BPA-Free Product: BPA, lead, and phthalate-free – unlike your dog’s mystery chew toy.

• ORCA Coating: Glossy, durable, and tested to survive daily chaos – kind of like you, but shinier.

• Clear Push-Down Lid: Rubber-sealed to fight off spills, leaks, and the occasional judgmental coworker who doesn’t understand 40oz of iced coffee is a personality trait.

Care Instructions:

• Hand wash only – because this tumbler is fancy and doesn’t do the dishwasher drama.

Size Guide:

• Height: 10.59 inches – just taller than your patience on a Monday.

• Top Diameter: 3.90 inches – for wide-lipped hydration.

• Bottom Diameter: 2.91 inches – fits in cup holders and holds your sanity in place.

Pro Tip: Fill with 40oz of iced latte before dog park visits. Watch as other humans bow to your hydration dominance while you sip like royalty and silently judge anyone with a 12oz cup.

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