Home is Where My Dog is Tritan Water Bottle

Looking to hydrate like a health-conscious, eco-loving, overly attached dog parent? Look no further! This Tritan™ Water Bottle doesn’t just carry water—it carries personality. Lightweight, BPA-free, and ready to endure your dramatic attempts at fitness or casual strolls to the couch, it’s perfect for staying hydrated while defending your dog’s honor in public.

Key Features:

• 🧪 Tritan Construction: So tough, even your dog’s side-eye won’t crack it. Shatter-resistant, stain-resistant, odor-resistant, and resistant to criticism.

• 💧 Spill-Resistant Lid with Foldable Straw: Because adulting is hard enough without wearing your water like a fashion statement.

• 🎨 Vibrant Colors: Prints that pop brighter than your enthusiasm on a Monday morning.

• 🧼 BPA-Free: No weird plastic flavors. Just crisp, clean hydration and self-righteous eco-pride.

• 🧗 Carabiner Hook Friendly: Clip it to your backpack like a hydration hero on a mission.

Care Instructions:

Hand wash only. Yes, we know. But you also swore you’d take your vitamins every day, and yet here we are.

Size Guide:

• 16.9oz – Perfect for short walks or when you “accidentally” forgot leg day.

• 25oz – For those “I swear I’m going to the gym” days or impressively long dog park gossip sessions.

Pro Tip: Oversaturate your design colors for extra pop—because bland is for dog food, not your bottle.

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