Home is Where My Dog is Throw Blanket

This throw blanket is here to wrap you up in a warm hug of denial and polyester perfection. Light, soft, and trimmed with a flat folded edge like it’s headed to brunch, this fleece beauty is your go-to for cold days, chill nights, and the occasional dramatic couch flop.

Made from 100% silky-soft polyester, it’s anti-pill (because you have enough problems), machine washable (because dogs exist), and ready to display your favorite custom design in full, vibrant glory.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester: Strong, fast-drying, and unbothered—just like your dog when you ask them to move.

• Soft & Plush Fleece Material: Feels like a hug. Without the emotional expectations.

• Vibrant One-Sided Print: Your wildest design fantasies in high-def. Go cute, go chaotic—just don’t go boring.

• Flat Folded Edge: Clean lines for people who pretend to fold their laundry. (We see you.)

• Anti-Pill Finish: Because you deserve a blanket that doesn’t fall apart during your fourth rewatch of that comfort series.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your heart before coffee)

• Gentle cycle (because you forgot to be gentle with yourself)

• Tumble dry low (like your expectations)

• Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean—this blanket knows it’s not that kind of fancy.

📏 Size Guide:

• 50″ × 60″ – “Throw Blanket That’s Emotionally Available” Just the right size for one human, one dog, and a pile of unspoken responsibilities.

💡 Pro Tip: Customize it with your dog’s face, your emotional state, or a warning like: “Blanket Is Occupied. Ask Again Never.” Great for gifting, self-care, or passive-aggressive couch claims.

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