Home is Where My Dog is Sweatshirt Blanket

Imagine your favorite oversized sweatshirt had a growth spurt and decided to live its best life as a full-body hug. That’s this blanket. Made from 100% jersey-knit polyester sweatshirt material, this heavyweight hero was born for couch marathons, spontaneous naps, and pretending the outside world doesn’t exist.

The heather grey base gives it that effortlessly cozy “I swear I didn’t wear this three days in a row” look, while your custom one-sided print turns it into art—functional, fuzzy art. Add your flair and let the dog hair do the rest.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Sweatshirt Material: Soft like a hug from someone who won’t ask you how your to-do list is going.

• One-Sided Print: Your custom design on display. The other side? The business end of snuggling.

• Flat Folded Edges: Neatly sewn and borderline judgmental of your folding skills.

• Vibrant Color Printing: So your designs stay bold—even if you haven’t.

• Heather Grey Base Color: Because grey hides a multitude of sins (like snack stains and existential dread).

• Available in Two Sizes: Whether you want full-body cocooning or a shared snuggle warzone, there’s a blanket for that.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, gentle cycle (like your emotional state in winter)

• Tumble dry low (like your ambition after lunch)

• No bleach, no ironing, no dry cleaning—this blanket wants a simple life, just like you.

📏 Size Guide:

• 60″ × 50″ – “Solo Chill Mode” Just right for couch lounging, desk naps, and pretending you’re working.

• 80″ × 60″ – “Oversized Cozy Takeover” Great for full-body wraps, shared snuggle sabotage, or forming a blanket democracy with your dog.

💡 Pro Tip: Print it with your dog’s face, your favorite excuse for canceling plans, or a life motto like: “Couch. Snacks. Don’t Ask.” It’s the sweatshirt you don’t have to wear, but still get full emotional support from.

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