Home is Where My Dog is Stainless Steel Water Bottle Standard Lid

Stay hydrated like the majestic beast you are—with a water bottle that doesn’t judge how often you talk to your dog in public. Whether you’re hitting the gym, conquering a Monday, or just pretending to drink water because your dog does it better, this stainless steel bottle has your back. It keeps your beverages hot or cold longer than your last relationship and looks pretty darn cool doing it.

Key Features:

• Double-Wall Insulation: Keeps your drinks hotter than your love for dogs and colder than your neighbor’s cat’s stare—hot for 12 hours, cold for 24.

• Three Sizes of Hydration Glory: Choose from 12oz, 18oz, or 32oz depending on whether you’re lightly parched or full-blown desert mode.

• BPA-Free & Judgment-Free: Made from stainless steel with a twist-on lid that’s both adult-appropriate and spill-proof (just like your favorite gossip).

• Matte Finish Vibes: Smooth, grainy, and classy—like that one dog at the park wearing sunglasses.

• Dog-Lover Approved Print: Bright and crisp designs made to match your personality: slightly chaotic, deeply adorable.

Care Instructions:

• Hand wash only – because this diva of a bottle deserves a spa day, not a dishwasher spin cycle.
• Keep it classy, keep it clean, and it’ll keep your drinks cool (or hot) like a hydration hero.

Size Guide:

• 12oz: Perfect for kids, purse hydration, or quick walks with the dog.

• 18oz: A solid everyday companion that says, “Yes, I’m hydrated AND fashionable.”

• 32oz: For people who take their thirst (and dogs) seriously—like, “I’ve got three reusable bags and an emotional support pug” serious.

Pro Tip: For best results, fill with your favorite beverage, sip dramatically, and lock eyes with someone as if your dog just told you a secret. Works every time.

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