Home is Where My Dog is Stainless Steel Water Bottle Sports Lid
Price range: $28.05 through $34.08
Hydration just got a promotion. This stainless steel sports bottle doesn’t just hold water—it holds your ambitions, post-gym glory, and probably your dog’s jealous gaze. With a twist-on lid and enough insulation to rival your ex’s emotional distance, it’s the MVP of thirst-quenching on the go.
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : Dog Mom Water Bottle, funny gym bottle, hydration with attitude, paws and sips, stainless sass
This isn’t just a water bottle—it’s a stainless steel declaration of thirst and devotion (to hydration and your dog). Built like a tank but dressed like a supermodel, this double-wall insulated marvel keeps your drink hot enough to scare tea leaves and cold enough to make ice cubes feel at home. Whether you’re hitting the gym, hiking the trail, or just sprinting to catch your dog who spotted a squirrel, this bottle—with its sporty twist-on lid—has got your back. Available in three sizes to match your level of thirst and drama.
Key Features:
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Stainless Steel Swagger: Built from 100% stainless steel so tough, it laughs in the face of rust and corrosion.
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Double-Wall Drama: Hot for 12 hours, cold for 24—because your drink should be as moody as you.
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Sporty Sip-tastic Lid: Twist-on lid with a built-in sport spout, so you can hydrate mid-chaos without removing your hat or dignity.
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BPA-Free Brilliance: No toxic nonsense here—just hydration you can trust.
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Vibrant Personality: Available in colors bold enough to match your dog’s attitude.
Care Instructions:
Hand wash only — because this bottle is too fancy for dishwasher raves and prefers a relaxing spa day with warm water and soap.
Size Guide:
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12oz – Perfect for small sips, small dogs, and short walks.
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18oz – Ideal for moderate hydration and long-winded life advice sessions with your pup.
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32oz – Big thirst? Big bottle. Big vibes.
Pro Tip: Fill it up, twist the lid, and instantly look like someone who definitely knows what they’re doing—even if you’ve just tripped over your dog’s leash.
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