Home is Where My Dog is Stainless Steel Water Bottle

Stay hydrated while loudly declaring your life priorities—dog first, hydration second, everything else somewhere behind belly rubs. This stainless steel water bottle is not just a vessel for liquids; it’s a lifestyle statement. Made from 18/8 food-grade stainless steel and featuring a wide neck for that oh-so-easy chug, it’s as robust as your dog’s sense of entitlement to your side of the bed.

Whether you’re at the gym, hiking, or simply trying to survive another Monday, this bottle will keep you company—without shedding.

🌈 Key Features:

• One Size, Fits All Thirsts: 20oz of pure hydration power (0.59 L if you’re feeling metric).

• Material Matters: Built with 18/8 food-grade stainless steel—because you deserve better than mystery metals.

• Wide Neck = No Splash Zone: Perfect for gulping or gracefully sipping, depending on the vibe.

• Glossy Finish: Shiny like your dog’s eyes when you say “walk.”

• Vibrant Colors: Printed with the latest technology to withstand even your most chaotic designs (or your dog’s muddy nose nudges).

• Black Cap: Sleek, functional, and delightfully mysterious—like your dog when they vanish with a sock.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Please hand wash only. The dishwasher is not your friend here—it’s more like that cat your dog pretends not to notice.

📏 Size Guide:

• Capacity: Holds 20oz of your favorite beverage—water, coffee, or the tears of people who don’t like dogs.

• Height: Tall enough to stand out in your gym bag, but not so tall it won’t fit in your car’s cupholder.

• Diameter: Slim and sleek—like a fitness influencer but way more useful.

• Grip: Easy to hold, even if you’re juggling a leash, poop bag, and existential dread.

💡 Pro Tip: Fill it with water, coffee, or even wine (we won’t judge) before heading to the dog park. It’s not just a water bottle—it’s a survival kit for the daily chaos of being a devoted dog parent. Bonus points if your dog tries to drink from it too.

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