Home is Where My Dog is Soft Polyester Blanket
Price range: $19.67 through $38.62
This soft polyester fleece blanket is so cozy, it screams “Netflix and dog hair.” Thick, vibrant, and perfect for personalizing with your favorite design—or, let’s be real, your dog’s face. Available in three sizes, but regardless of which you pick, the dog’s claiming it. You’re just here for the laundry.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : blanket your dog already claimed, cozy pet blanket, dog blanket, personalized fleece throw, soft polyester snuggle gear
You say this blanket is for you, but let’s be honest—it’s going to be claimed by your dog faster than you can say “No, that’s my spot.” This ultra-soft polyester fleece throw is the cuddle buddy you wish you had, until your actual cuddle buddy (covered in fur, attitude, and superiority) takes over. Thick, cozy, and available in 3 sizes—so you can choose just how much blanket you’d like to not have to yourself.
Oh, and it’s a one-sided print because even blankets have a chill side.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Polyester Fleece (300gsm): So soft and fluffy, it practically begs for a nap. Unfortunately, your dog heard it first.
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One-Sided Print: Your design, your vibe—on the top side. Bottom side is reserved for invisible crumbs and mystery fur.
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Hemmed Edges: Like your patience—neatly sewn and hanging by a thread.
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Vibrant Colors: Whether it’s your dog’s face or a passive-aggressive quote about naps, it prints bright, crisp, and judgment-free.
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Thread Color That Matches the Design Automatically: It’s smarter than your last three online purchases. We don’t judge.
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Blanks Sourced from China: Just being transparent—like your dog’s intentions when they pretend they’re not about to jump on it.
🧺 Care Instructions:
Because you will spill snacks and will pretend the dog did it:
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Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F), gentle cycle
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Mild detergent (the one you pretend is eco-friendly)
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Non-chlorine bleach only if absolutely necessary (or you messed up)
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Tumble dry low (just like your standards during sale season)
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Do not iron (because it’s a blanket, Karen)
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Do not dry clean (you’re not made of money)
📏 Size Guide:
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30″ × 40″ – “Tiny Human or Small Dog Throne” Great for small pets, lap coverage, or when you want to pretend you’re warm.
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50″ × 60″ – “Standard Cuddle Turf” Ideal for you and a passive-aggressively snuggling pup.
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60″ × 80″ – “Full Couch Takeover” Enough space for you, the dog, and your emotional baggage.
💡 Pro Tip: Customize it with your dog’s face, your favorite quote, or that design your mom thinks is “too weird.” This blanket is your chance to express yourself—before your dog flops on it, looks you in the eye, and sheds directly on your hopes and dreams.
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