Home is Where My Dog is Soft Fleece Baby Blanket

Welcome to the kingdom of fluff, where fleece reigns supreme and everyone under 3 feet tall is a VIP snuggler. This 30″ x 40″ soft fleece baby blanket is 100% polyester, 100% cuddle-worthy, and 110% likely to be stolen by the dog the minute your baby blinks. It’s a one-sided print, because even babies know not to trust double-sided commitments. Made in China, printed in the U.S., and built for tiny humans who demand luxury without understanding taxes.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester: Fluffy, durable, and way more low-maintenance than a toddler.

• One-Sided Print: Because babies only need one side to spit up on.

• Double-Needle Topstitching: Fancy talk for “this thing is built to survive tantrums, teething, and the occasional tug-of-war with a terrier.”

• Pre-Constructed, Slightly Imperfect: Each blanket is its own little snowflake. Size may vary by ±1″ because life isn’t perfect, and neither is manufacturing.

• Made in China, Printed in the USA: Global supply chain? Check. Global baby snuggles? Absolutely.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your coffee by the time you get to it)

• Use non-chlorine bleach if needed (or if chaos breaks loose)

• Tumble dry low (like your sleep schedule)

• Do not iron (unless you enjoy crisp baby blankets… for some reason)

📏 Size Guide:

• 30″ × 40″ – “Baby Burrito Standard” Perfect for swaddling, napping, and dramatic floor flops. Also approved for emergency couch naps (for dogs or adults having a toddler-induced breakdown).

💡 Pro Tip: Customize it with a name, a quote, or a polite warning like “This Belongs to the Baby. Dog—Step Off.” It’s never too early to set boundaries (especially with a blanket-hoarding beagle nearby).

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