Home is Where My Dog is Snuggle Blanket

Let’s be honest: if you could legally marry a blanket, this would be The One. The Snuggle Blanket is basically what happens when your softest hoodie, your coziest blanket, and your complete disregard for pants form a support group.

Crafted from ultra-comfy 100% polyester micro-mink on the outside, with your choice of microfleece or sherpa lining on the inside, this wearable blanket is oversized, over-delivering, and over being polite about your comfort needs. It also features elastic straps inside so it doesn’t abandon you mid-snack grab. You’re welcome.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Micro-Mink Outer Fabric: Smooth, soft, and built like your favorite oversized loungewear—if your loungewear had dreams of becoming royalty.

• Two Lining Options: Choose between ultra-soft microfleece or plush sherpa depending on your personal cuddle intensity.

• One-Sided Print: The outside flaunts your custom design; the inside handles your feelings.

• Elastic Hand Straps Inside: So your blanket stays with you, even when you move (unlike some people).

• Seam Thread Color Matches Design Automatically: Because coordination still matters—even when you’re wrapped like a burrito.

• One Size: 80” x 55” Built for full-body lounging, scrolling, snacking, or avoiding all human interaction.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash inside out, cold (like your approach to Monday mornings)

• Drip dry preferred (unless you’re a tumble rebel—then low heat only)

• Iron or steam low, if you’re really that ambitious

• Do not bleach—this blanket is already flawless

📏 Size Guide:

• 80” × 55” – “Human Burrito Deluxe” Large enough to cover your entire existential crisis. Also great for full-body dog snuggles and ignoring phone calls.

💡 Pro Tip: Print something motivational, passive-aggressive, or just honest like: “I’m in my No-Talk Blanket.” Perfect for gifting, doom-scrolling, and looking fabulous while doing absolutely nothing.

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