Home is Where My Dog is Slim Water Bottle

Meet your new hydration sidekick: the slim, sassy, and stainless steel water bottle that keeps drinks hot, cold, and your life together (or at least looks like it does). With a sleek matte finish and vacuum-sealed magic, it’s basically the James Bond of water bottles—if James Bond had dog hair on his suit and an emotional support corgi.

Key Features:

• Double-Walled Diva: Keeps your drinks hot, cold, or somewhere in-between for hours. Basically a thermal overachiever.

• Stainless Sass: Made from high-grade stainless steel to resist rust, judgment, and your chaotic lifestyle.

• Vacuum Sealed: Because nobody asked for lukewarm regret in a bottle.

• Fashionable Cap: Silver stainless steel cap that screams “I hydrate and I have taste.”

• Glossy Finish: Your designs will pop like your dog spotting a squirrel.

Care Instructions:

• Treat it like your favorite dog sweater—hand wash only.
• No dishwashers allowed.
• Not dishwasher-safe, but definitely dog-park-stylish.

Size Guide:

• 20oz capacity – the sweet spot between “not enough” and “why am I carrying a keg?”

• Tall, slim, and ready to slide into your cup holder like it owns the place.

Pro Tip: Fill it with iced coffee, hot cocoa, or emotional support water. Just don’t try to put your dog in it. Yes, someone’s tried. No, it didn’t go well.

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