Home is Where My Dog is Sky Water Bottle
$12.60
Finally, a water bottle that won’t judge your emotional dependence on your dog. The “Home is Where My Dog is” Sky Water Bottle holds hydration and deep canine devotion in one sleek Tritan™ package. With its spill-resistant lid and seven sassy colors, it’s ready for everything from hot yoga to dog park gossip. Hydrate like the over-committed dog parent you are.
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : dog lover hydration, funny dog water bottle, pawsitively parched, sarcastic pet gifts, sassy hydration gear
Because regular bottles are so last season. Meet the Sky Water Bottle: sleek, spill-resistant, and crafted from Eastman Tritan™ (translation: superhero-level plastic that survives drops, dish duty, and probably emotional baggage too). With a generous 21.9oz capacity, this bottle is like your dog—reliable, easy to carry, and always by your side. Choose from 7 colors that scream, “Yes, I hydrate—and I have excellent taste.”
✨ Key Features:
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Eastman Tritan™ Material: Shatter-resistant, odor-resistant, drama-resistant. Basically the Beyoncé of plastic.
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Twist-On, Spill-Resistant Lid: Hydration without the surprise facial. Because you didn’t ask for a smoothie shower.
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Vibrant Color Options: Choose from 7 bold shades that match your personality—or your dog’s mood swings.
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Sleek & Lightweight: Like a fashion model but functional. Fits in your hand, your bag, or your emotional support tote.
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Adulting Required: Designed for humans over 18, because toddlers can’t appreciate BPA-free sass.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Hand Wash Only – Treat this bottle like a diva in designer heels: no dishwashers allowed. Use warm water, mild soap, and a gentle hand. Scrubbing it like a barbarian? Not advised. You wouldn’t power-wash a poodle, would you?
📏 Size Guide:
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Height: Tall enough to impress at brunch (10.12 inches)
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Diameter: Just right for cup holders and awkward glances (2.64 inches)
💡 Pro Tip: Want your water bottle to double as a conversation starter at yoga class or the dog park? Personalize it with a cheeky quote, like “Paws Off – This is Mine.” Hydration + humor = total lifestyle flex.
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