Home is Where My Dog is Skinny Tumbler with Straw 20oz

Say hello to your new hydration sidekick that says, “Yes, I’m drinking water—mind your business.” The 20oz Skinny Tumbler is sleek, double-wall insulated, and comes with a matching straw for the perfect passive-aggressive sip.

It keeps your drinks cold for 24 hours and hot for 12, so you can forget it in your car, rediscover it later, and still be impressed. Whether you’re sipping at the office, dog park, or pretending to be productive at home, this BPA-free beauty is here to help you hydrate with sarcastic flair.

✨ Key Features:

• Double-Wall Insulation: No condensation. No temperature drama. Just consistent sippable bliss.

• Color-Matching Straw + Lid: Style coordination = emotional stability. Probably.

• Matte or Glossy Exterior: You pick the vibe. The printed design? Always matte. Always classy.

• Skinny & Tapered Shape: Fits in your hand, bag, or emotional baggage with ease.

• BPA-Free & Non-Toxic: No chemicals, no regrets—just gloriously cold (or hot) drinks.

• Keeps Drinks Cold for 24h / Hot for 12h: Because some of us forget our drinks for longer than we care to admit.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Hand Wash Only – Because dishwashers are too aggressive for this level of fabulous.

• Do Not Microwave – It’s metal. Please don’t start a fireworks show.

• No Soaking – This tumbler doesn’t like long baths—just like your dog.

• Handle with Sass – Hydrate responsibly and with attitude.

📏 Size Guide:

• 20oz – “Sleek Sip Specialist” Perfectly slim for your hand, purse, car cupholder, or dramatic exits. Holds just enough fuel for caffeine-fueled survival and daily hydration lies.

💡 Pro Tip: Customize it with a dramatic dog quote like “Hydrated & Over It” or “If Lost, Refill with Cold Brew” to make every sip feel like a well-timed mic drop. Great for gifting, self-care, or subtly judging everyone else’s hydration game.

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