Home is Where My Dog is Shower Curtains
$50.75
Turn your bathroom into a five-paw resort with the “Home is Where My Dog is” Shower Curtain—because your dog approves of your questionable life choices, even in the tub. Made of durable polyester that dries faster than your patience during a Zoom call, this curtain is here to protect your modesty and your tile floor from splash attacks. It’s got 12 buttonholes, zero judgment, and 100% charm. (Hooks not included, because life’s not always perfect—but this curtain is pretty darn close.)
Categories : Bathroom, Home & Living
Tag : dog bathroom decor, dog lover gift, funny shower curtain, pawsitively clean, woof-worthy washroom
Make a splash (not literally, we hope) with this doggone delightful shower curtain! Whether you’re scrubbing behind the ears or dodging shampoo in your eyes, this curtain transforms your bathroom from “blah” to “bow-WOW.” Made from durable polyester that laughs in the face of mildew, it adds a paw-sitively stylish twist to your personal grooming arena. Warning: may cause excessive tail wagging in humans and pets alike.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester: Stronger than your resolve to skip Monday morning showers—this curtain keeps its shape and charm, wet or dry.
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One-Sided Print: All the pizzazz is on the front—kind of like your favorite influencer.
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12 Buttonholes: That’s one for each sign of the zodiac or each dog in your future pack. Fits standard shower hooks (hooks not included—because we’re not mind readers).
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Size Variance +/- 2″: Because just like a rescue pup, every curtain is slightly unique. Embrace the quirks.
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Hooks Not Included: You supply the hooks, we provide the looks.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold with similar colors (preferably other items that won’t shed fur).
- Tumble dry low or hang dry while singing your favorite shower ballad.
- No bleach or dry cleaning unless you like your curtain looking like a DIY gone wrong.
Size Guide:
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Width: 70.98 inches – Just wide enough to block the view of your shampoo concert from nosy roommates, pets, or judgmental bathroom mirrors.
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Height: 74.00 inches – Tall enough to keep water in and your dignity intact.
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Size Tolerance: ± 2 inches – Because even shower curtains deserve a little wiggle room.
Pro Tip: Pair it with a clear waterproof liner if your shower resembles a Labrador shaking off in slow motion. Trust us, your floor (and houseplants) will thank you.
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71″ × 74″ Width, in 70.98 Height, in 74.00 -