Home is Where My Dog is Sherpa Blanket Two Colors

Let’s face it: you didn’t buy this blanket for you—your dog will steal it before it even leaves the packaging. But just in case you get to touch it first, enjoy the ultra-snuggly embrace of this sherpa blanket. It’s cozy, it’s warm, it comes in beige or grey (just like your dog’s fur), and it’s customizable so you can slap your own masterpiece or paw-trait right on the front.

Available in three sizes to suit your needs—whether you’re wrapping a toddler, hiding from adult responsibilities, or covering your entire body to avoid doing dishes.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester: Yep. It’s not “natural,” but neither is your dog’s obsession with barking at nothing.

• 12.8 oz/yd² (435 g/m²): Translation: It’s thicc. Like, hot-chocolate-and-binge-watching-your-6th-true-crime-documentary thick.

• Sherpa Fleece Backside: The fuzzy side of heaven. Perfect for both Netflix marathons and dog hair accumulation.

• Rounded Corners & Decorative Stitching: Because you’re fancy. Or at least your blanket is.

• Vibrant Colors: Prints as bold as your dog’s decision to roll in something suspicious five minutes after a bath.

• Color Options: Grey & Beige: AKA “Couch Matches Everything” and “Won’t Show Mud.”

🧼 Care Instructions:

You spilled coffee on it? No worries.

• Machine wash separately (like your dignity): Cold water, gentle cycle

• Do not bleach (unless you like surprises)

• Tumble dry on low heat (blanket, not your patience)

• No ironing, unless you want crispy fleece.

• Do not dry clean—this blanket doesn’t like strangers.

📏 Size Guide:

• 30″ × 40″ – “Pup-Sized Comfort” Perfect for small pets, lap naps, or pretending your legs don’t get cold.

• 50″ × 60″ – “Just Right for Sharing (But You Won’t)” Ideal for couch lounging, accidental dog snuggles, and passive-aggressive blanket hoarding.

• 60″ × 80″ – “Full-Body Blanket Fortress” Great for king-size coziness, bed takeovers, or hiding from your responsibilities (and your dog’s vet bill).

💡 Pro Tip: Personalize it with your dog’s photo, your pet name for your pet (e.g. “Sir Barksalot III”), or a passive-aggressive message like “If You’re Not a Dog, Don’t Touch This Blanket.” It’s a lifestyle statement. It’s therapy. It’s 100% polyester bliss.

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