Home is Where My Dog is Quilted Throw
$55.90
This quilted throw is soft, cozy, and emotionally available. With a custom front, grey backing, and enough charm to make your couch look like it has its life together, it’s perfect for chilly nights, dramatic lounging, or passive-aggressively claiming your spot back from the dog.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : custom cozy with grey backing, dog-approved throw, passive-aggressive nap gear, quilted cuddle blanket, snuggle-ready home decor
Behold, the Quilted Throw Blanket—your passport to luxurious lounging and elevated napping. Crafted with care and 100% polyester (aka the miracle fiber that resists life’s drama), this blanket is perfect for cozying up with a book, binging shows, or surviving a dog that insists their 40-lb body fits perfectly on your chest.
It features your custom design on the front, a classy grey backing, and all the snuggle vibes of a Pinterest-worthy home, minus the unrealistic commitment to matching throw pillows. Whether you’re curled up indoors or pretending to enjoy the outdoors, this blanket is your low-maintenance, high-comfort bestie.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Polyester: Soft, durable, and far more emotionally stable than your last online purchase.
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Quilted Texture: That puffed-up stitching look that whispers, “I’m fancy but approachable.”
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Grey Backing: The color of sophistication… and also dog fur camouflage.
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Generous Size (50″ × 60″): Big enough for one human and one determined pet to almost share politely.
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Made for Indoors & Mild Outdoor Courage: Great for couch nesting, reading, stargazing, or passive-aggressively ignoring camping invitations.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (like your coffee after 5 minutes of parenting)
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Gentle cycle (because your blanket deserves more respect than your inbox)
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Mild detergent (nothing explosive, please)
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Tumble dry low (so it doesn’t turn into a crispy pancake)
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Do not bleach (unless you like weird tie-dye surprises)
📏 Size Guide:
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50″ × 60″ – “The Quilted Comfort Zone” Ideal for cozy solo sessions, couple cuddles, or establishing your claim on the warmest couch real estate.
💡 Pro Tip: Design it with your dog’s face, a sarcastic quote, or something passive like: “This Is My Do Not Disturb Blanket.” Perfect for gifting, re-gifting (no judgment), or building your personal cuddle kingdom—no DIY required.
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