Home is Where My Dog is Protein Shaker

Finally, a protein shaker that works as hard as you pretend to at the gym. Whether you’re blending up muscle fuel, smoothie mush, or your dog’s jealousy-inducing fiber shake (don’t judge), this 24oz shaker is here to make it smooth, stylish, and spill-free. It’s dishwasher-safe, shatterproof, and judgment-free.

Key Features:

• 316 Stainless Steel Spiral Ball: For a smooth, lump-free shake, unlike your post-leg-day waddle.

• Ergonomic Flip-Top Lid: Pops open for a swig and snaps shut to avoid wearing your protein.

• Shatterproof Plastic Body: Because gym rage is real and drops happen.

• Fits Most Cup Holders: For your shake to ride shotgun while you pretend you’re headed to spin class.

• Dog-Envy Guaranteed: (Not officially tested, but heavily suspected.)

Care Instructions:

Dishwasher safe – because shaking is for gains, not cleaning.

Size Guide:

• Capacity: 24oz of glorious liquid motivation

• Height: As tall as your pre-workout ego

• Diameter: Just right to crush into most cup holders without a meltdown

Pro Tip: Add a scoop of peanut butter and pretend it’s for your dog. They’ll never know, and you’ll look generous. Win-win.

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