Home is Where My Dog is Polyester Blanket
Price range: $42.78 through $53.28
Soft, stretchy, and emotionally absorbent—this polyester blanket is built for couch lounging, snack dropping, and denying that you have plans. Lightweight and water-absorbent with a sleek black trim, it’s basically your new favorite life choice (second only to your dog).
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : custom blanket with black trim, dog-approved cozy gear, emotional support throw for adults, stretchy fleece blanket, water-absorbent couch shield
This ultra-soft fleece polyester blanket is the emotional support wrap you didn’t know you needed. Whether you’re binge-watching, beach-lounging, or pretending you’re not ghosting everyone, this cozy creation has you covered—literally.
Made with a magical mix of 95% polyester, 3% viscose, and 2% spandex (yes, it stretches like your will to do anything productive), this blanket is water-absorbent, quick-drying, and conveniently judgment-free. The black trim adds drama, durability, and a touch of “I have my life together,” even if you absolutely do not.
✨ Key Features:
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Soft, Stretchy Fabric Blend (95% Poly, 3% Viscose, 2% Spandex): Like your favorite yoga pants, but warmer and less likely to judge your snack choices.
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Water-Absorbent: Ready to catch your spills, your tears, and maybe your dog’s drool. We don’t ask questions.
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One-Sided Print: Bold, custom artwork on the front. Low-maintenance vibes on the back.
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Black Trim: Sewn edges with sleek black flair—because even your blanket should have an edge.
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Lightweight and Durable: Goes from couch to campfire to car nap with zero complaints.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (like your messages left on read)
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Tumble dry low (so it stays soft and sweet like your dog)
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Iron on low heat only (if you’re feeling fancy)
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Non-chlorine bleach as needed (if you live dangerously)
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Dry clean only, if you’re living your most adult life
📏 Size Guide:
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50″ × 60″ – “Standard Blanket Chaos” Great for solo snuggles, small dog pileups, and rejecting responsibility in comfort.
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Other Variants (40″ × 50″, 60″ × 50″) Sizes to match your mood, your space, or your need to be aggressively cozy.
💡 Pro Tip: Customize it with your dog’s face, your favorite snarky saying, or something blunt like: “This Blanket Absorbs All My Poor Life Choices.” Perfect for gifting, travel naps, or passive-aggressively claiming the best seat in the house.
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