Home is Where My Dog is Plush Fleece Blanket

This plush fleece blanket isn’t just soft—it’s “cancel your plans and ghost everyone” soft. Made from 100% polyester and printed on one glorious side with your custom art, it’s lightweight, ultra-cozy, and available in three sizes to accommodate everything from baby naps to full-grown adult hibernation.

Trimmed with a flat folded edge (because messy corners are for amateurs), it’s the perfect cuddle sidekick for chilly nights, dramatic sighs, or a solid round of doing absolutely nothing.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester: Tough, soft, quick-drying, and far more dependable than your group chat.

• One-Sided Print: Put your dog’s face, your passive-aggressive quote, or your favorite snack pattern front and center.

• Flat Folded Edge: Professionally stitched like you wish your life was.

• Lightweight & Soft: Feels like a cloud. Behaves like a best friend.

• Vibrant Colors: Your custom design will shine brighter than your motivation on a Monday.

• Blank Product Sourced from China: Flown in to wrap you in feelings and fur.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart)

• Tumble dry low (same setting as your ambition after 2 p.m.)

• No bleach, no ironing, no dry cleaning. It’s a blanket, not a formal gown.

📏 Size Guide:

• 30″ × 40″ – “Pup or Baby Burrito” Small, cute, and guaranteed to be stolen by either.

• 50″ × 60″ – “Solo Couch Takeover” Great for one adult, one snack pile, and a judgmental dog.

• 60″ × 80″ – “Supreme Blanket Territory” Big enough for actual sleep, relationship testing, or full-body dramatic flops.

💡 Pro Tip: Customize it with something practical like “This Is My Crying Blanket” or “Property of Dog, Do Not Touch.” Makes a great gift, emotional support item, or signal that you’re officially out of social energy.

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