Home is Where My Dog is Picnic Blanket

Ah yes, the great outdoors: sunshine, snacks, and the undeniable truth that your dog will sit exactly where the chips are. Enter this gloriously comfy picnic blanket, where soft fleece meets water-resistant practicality, and your picnic game levels up to “prepared and still fabulous.”

Measuring a generous 61″ × 51″, this one-sided custom-printed beauty is soft on top, tough on bottom—kind of like a dog mom at a rainy soccer game. It even comes with a black carrying strap with buckles, so you can dramatically roll it up and strut across the park like a boho sandwich queen.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Fleece Front: Mink-soft and snack-friendly. Your dog’s new favorite lounging zone.

• Water-Resistant Oxford-Cloth Back: Rain? Dew? Spilled juice box? This bottom’s tough. No soggy sit-downs here.

• One-Sided Print: Because fashionably loud is the only acceptable vibe when you’re dining alfresco.

• Flat-Folded Hemmed Edges (In Black, Like Your Soul During Mosquito Season): Clean finish, durable stitching, and a color that doesn’t scream, “I forgot to wash this.”

• Portable with Buckled Strap: Folds up neatly and buckles up tight—unlike your social anxiety at outdoor gatherings.

• One Size (61″ × 51″): Roomy enough for a full spread of snacks, one human, one clingy dog, and two unwanted ants.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (with your dignity, after an ant ambush)

• Gentle cycle (like your dog’s feelings when you say “no”)

• Tumble dry low (your patience is already there)

• No bleach, no ironing, and no dry cleaning—this is a picnic, not a prom.

📏 Size Guide:

• 61″ × 51″ – “The Goldilocks of Picnic Blankets” Not too small. Not too big. Just right for sprawling, snacking, and holding emotional support sandwiches.

💡 Pro Tip: Customize it with your dog’s face, your favorite picnic pun, or something passive-aggressive like: “Don’t Sit. That’s My Dog’s Spot.” Perfect for dog park chill-outs, stadium seat warm-ups, or just claiming your territory in the backyard jungle.

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