Home is Where My Dog is Minky Blanket
Price range: $24.95 through $39.00
Wrap yourself in the emotional support of this Home is Where My Dog is Minky Blanket—softer than your dog’s judgment when you eat cheese straight from the bag. Made of 100% polyester fluffiness and knitted by what we assume are angels (or very cozy machines), it’s the perfect snuggle buddy for cold nights, nap attacks, and avoiding your responsibilities in style.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : blanket thief protection, cozy dog blanket, dog snuggle certified, fluffy guilt trip, home is where the fur is
Let’s face it—if you’re not wrapped in a cloud of softness embroidered with dog devotion, are you even living? Our Home is Where My Dog is Minky Blanket is basically a cuddle in textile form. Made from 100% fluffy polyester and knitted with the kind of microfiber yarns that make angels weep, this plush masterpiece comes in three sizes and is practically begging to be wrapped around you and your four-legged bestie during binge-watching marathons, snack attacks, or emotional breakdowns triggered by pet videos.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester: Tougher than your last breakup and way softer—this durable fabric dries faster than your dog runs from bath time.
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Soft & Plush Material: It’s like snuggling a baby unicorn… if that unicorn had a Netflix addiction and loved belly rubs.
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Vibrant Colors: Print so vivid, even your dog will pause mid-zoomie to admire it.
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Flat Folded Edge: Professionally stitched to prevent fraying, shredding, or your emotional unraveling.
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One-Sided Print: Your design shines bright on the front—perfect for showing off your personality or your dog’s glamour shots.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (because this isn’t medieval times).
- Tumble dry low, and avoid bleach unless you want abstract art where your design used to be.
- Do not iron—you’re a cozy queen, not a dry cleaner.
Size Guide:
(Because size does matter when it comes to blankets)
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30″ × 40″ – Baby blanket? Lap blanket? Emotional support shawl? You decide.
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40″ × 60″ – Great for casual snuggling or serious solo burrito-ing.
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50″ × 60″ – The Goldilocks zone: not too big, not too small—just right for you and your dog.
Pro Tip: Use this blanket to claim your spot on the couch before your dog does. Bonus: hides dog hair better than your last attempt at denial. Perfect for gifting, hoarding, or turning your living room into a snuggle sanctuary.
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