Home is Where My Dog is Microfiber Duvet Cover
Price range: $76.58 through $109.25
Finally, a duvet cover that says, “I sleep with a dog and I’m not even sorry.” This super-soft microfiber masterpiece wraps you in cozy sarcasm and paw-sitive vibes while boldly declaring your allegiance to fur-covered furniture and four-legged bed-hogs. Pillowcases not included—because the dog already claimed them.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : canine chic bedroom, dog duvet cover, funny dog bedding, pet lover sleep gear, woof-approved home decor
Is your bedroom lacking in tail-wagging personality? Say no more. Our “Home is Where My Dog Is” microfiber duvet cover is here to transform your sleepy-time sanctuary into a stylish, sarcastic, and dog-obsessed dreamscape. Made for adults who know that shedding is a love language, this duvet cover brings the fluff without the fur (you’re welcome). It’s soft, it’s bold, and it says what your heart’s been barking all along.
Key Features:
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100% Lightweight Microfiber: Soft like your pup’s belly, but far less likely to lick your face. Delivers a gentle brushed texture for maximum snuggle satisfaction.
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Invisible Zipper Closure: Because zippers should zip, not make a statement. Seamlessly hidden like your dog when it’s bath time.
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Vivid, Durable Print: Bright enough to distract from laundry piles. Stays fresh even when your sleep schedule doesn’t.
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Multiple Sizes Available: Twin, Twin XL, Queen, and King – because all dog lovers deserve duvet drama, no matter the bed size.
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No Insert or Pillowcases Included: We provide the sassy cover – you provide the fluffy guts. (Kind of like a burrito blanket for grown-ups.)
Care Instructions:
- Wash cold, like your ex’s heart.
- No bleach, no ironing, and for the love of naps – tumble dry on low or air dry like the classy sleeper you are.
- Avoid dry cleaning unless you want your dog judging your life choices.
Size Guide:
(Don’t measure your life in regrets. Measure your bed.)
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Twin: 68″ × 88″ – For humans with modest beds and maximalist dog love.
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Twin XL: 68″ × 92″ – Because longer legs need love too.
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Queen: 88″ × 88″ – For royalty… who sometimes get pushed to the edge by a 12-lb Chihuahua.
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King: 104″ × 88″ – For the entire pack, and still not enough room because someone likes to sleep sideways.
Pro Tip: Pair it with your most judgmental throw pillows, an aggressively cozy blanket, and a dog who thinks the bed is theirs (because it is). Prepare for compliments and a complete inability to get out of bed on Monday mornings.
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