Home is Where My Dog is Matte Banner

Want to make a bold, weatherproof, fur-fueled statement that says, “Yes, I live here, and yes, the dog runs the place”? This Home is Where My Dog is matte vinyl banner is made from heavyweight 15oz blockout scrim vinyl and built to shout your truth across the neighborhood, backyard BBQ, or living room wall like it’s hosting its own bark-tastic rally.

With vibrant, one-sided printing and brass grommets included (because tape is for amateurs), this banner comes in multiple sizes and includes four ropes—because if there’s one thing dogs and banners agree on, it’s that flapping dramatically in the wind is highly entertaining.

🔑 Key Features:

• 15oz Scrim Vinyl Material: Thick, tough, and more durable than your dog’s chew toy collection.

• Matte Finish: Bold colors, zero glare—perfect for selfies with your dog.

• Water-Resistant: Suitable for indoor tantrums and outdoor zoomies.

• Brass Grommets: Every 2–3 feet so you can hang it like the champion dog parent you are.

• Includes 4 Hanging Ropes: Because they knew you’d forget to buy some.

• Trimmed Edges: Smooth, sleek, and ready to outshine the neighbor’s “Live, Laugh, Love” sign.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Spot clean with mild dish soap and warm water.

• No bleach, no abrasive scrubbing, and absolutely no dog licking.

📏 Size Guide:

Available in 8 sizes and both vertical & horizontal layouts, because your message deserves custom dimensions of bark-glory:

• Small: Great for doorways, pet party decor, or passive-aggressive reminders.

• Medium: Ideal for fences, patios, or the side of your car if you’re feeling brave.

• Large to Giant: Use on your garage, backyard fence, or as a declaration of war against the HOA (we won’t judge).

• All banners include brass grommets and 4 ropes, no hammer required.

💡 Pro Tip: This banner makes a show-stopping addition to dog birthday parties, adoption day celebrations, or your dog’s daily “why I bark at 2 a.m.” TED Talk. Hang it outside, inside, or behind you during Zoom calls for maximum bark-to-human credibility.

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