Home is Where My Dog is Kensington Tritan™ Sport Bottle 20oz

This isn’t just a water bottle—it’s your hydration sidekick, your adventure buddy, and the only gym partner who won’t judge your snack breaks. The Home is Where My Dog is Kensington Tritan™ Sport Bottle is shatter-resistant, spill-defiant, odor-hating, and carabiner-hook-happy. Whether you’re scaling a mountain or scaling your couch, this BPA-free champ is ready to help you hydrate with flair. Plus, it’s got a straw—because you’re far too fancy to tilt.

✨ Key Features:

• Tritan Construction: Basically, superhero plastic—shatter, stain, and odor resistant. Will outlast your last five water bottles and maybe even your last relationship.

• Screw-on Spill-Resistant Lid with Straw: Drink like royalty while dodging dribbles. Spill-resistance meets sip-ease—no face-dousing required.

• Wide Mouth Opening: Big enough for ice cubes, fruit slices, or your existential crisis. Also makes cleaning a breeze.

• Carabiner Hook Friendly: Because hydration should hang out wherever you do—gym, hike, dog park, or dramatic life exit.

• BPA-Free, Baby: Nothing toxic here (unlike your ex).

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Hand wash only.
• Think of it like giving your bottle a spa day.
• No dishwashers allowed—it’s too bougie for that.

📏 Size Guide:

• Height: 9.53 inches – Tall enough to stand out, short enough to not be annoying.

• Diameter: 2.60 inches – Slim, sleek, and just the right size to slide into your cup holder or backpack like it owns the place.

💡 Pro Tip: Want to look effortlessly cool while dramatically sipping water during awkward moments? This bottle + your dog by your side = instant lifestyle influencer vibes. Bonus points if you match your straw color to your outfit (or your dog’s bandana).

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