Home is Where My Dog is Hooded Sherpa Fleece Blanket

Wrap yourself in warmth, dignity, and just a touch of chaos with this ultra-soft, ultra-cozy hooded Sherpa fleece blanket. It’s like your favorite hoodie and your softest throw had a love child, and that child grew up to help you survive winter.

Made of 100% polyester fleece (aka magical fluff fabric), with a cream-colored hood that gives off serious “I’m not leaving the house today” energy. It’s got one job: to keep you warm and stylish while you pretend you’re doing things (but you’re just binge-watching crime docs with your dog).

Note: White areas in your design will show the base textile color. Translation: don’t design it like it’s going on a white canvas. Your future self in a blanket cocoon will thank you.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester: Strong, cozy, and doesn’t quit when things get cold—unlike your will to go outside.

• Plush Sherpa Fleece: Soft enough to make you weep gently into your cocoa. Fluffy enough to double as an emotional support cape.

• Cream-Colored Hood: Fancy fleece headgear included, for peak drama and peak warmth.

• One Size (70.5″ x 52″): Fits most humans and the occasional very patient large dog. Size may vary slightly—because nothing in life is perfect, not even snuggle gear.

• Pre-Constructed Item: As in: it already exists. You’re welcome, procrastinators.

• Printed on One Side: Just like your attention span.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your heart after someone eats the last slice of pizza)

• Gentle cycle

• Tumble dry low (just like your energy levels after 3 p.m.)

• Do not bleach, do not iron, and absolutely do not dry clean. This blanket is cozy, not complicated.

📏 Size Guide:

• One Size – “Blanket With a Bonus Hood” Large enough to fully disappear into on a Sunday, yet just the right size to shuffle awkwardly to the kitchen mid-hibernation.

💡 Pro Tip: Customize it with your dog’s face, your winter mantra, or a warning like: “Approach with Snacks.” Perfect for gifting, self-gifting, or establishing dominance in the household snuggle hierarchy.

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