Home is Where My Dog is Face Towel
$9.23
Give your face the VIP treatment it deserves—because wiping it on your sleeve is so last season. This ultra-soft face towel combines a plush cotton back for actual drying with a flashy polyester front to scream, “Yes, I am extra, and yes, I have a dog.” Ideal for dabbing away drool (yours or your pup’s) in style.
Categories : Bathroom, Home & Living
Tag : dog face towel, fluffy satire gear, funny bathroom decor, humor with hygiene, quirky dog lover gift
Is your face feeling neglected after a long day of being sniffed, licked, and emotionally supported by your dog? This face towel is here to mop up your life decisions (or just your makeup). Made with a snuggle-worthy cotton back and a high-def polyester front, it’s the Michelangelo of face cloths—if Michelangelo had a golden retriever and access to a sublimation printer.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester Front, 100% Cotton Back – One side’s all about showcasing your dazzling design. The other side? A soft cotton hug for your face.
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Absorbent – Mops up drool (yours or the dog’s) like a pro.
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Lightweight – So airy, even your chihuahua could carry it.
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Vibrant Colors – Prints stay bold even after several “oops-I-used-it-to-clean-mascara” washes.
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Multipurpose Marvel – Great as a face towel, hand towel, or spontaneous teardrop catcher after watching dog videos online.
Care Instructions:
- Wash cold (like your ex’s heart), gentle cycle.
- Don’t bleach (it’s not into harsh chemicals).
- Tumble dry low or hang like laundry royalty.
- Do not iron or dry clean—this diva likes it casual.
Size Guide:
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Size: 13″ × 13″ (33 cm × 33 cm): A perfectly square patch of pampering that’s just enough towel to dry your face without drying your soul.
Pro Tip: Keep one in your gym bag, one in your car, and one in your “emotional support drawer.” You never know when a face will need drying—especially after surprise dog kisses or surprise ex encounters.
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White Length, in 13.00 Height, in 13.00 -