Home is Where My Dog is Crushed Velvet Blanket

This isn’t just a blanket—it’s a statement. A shiny, soft, crushed velvet declaration that says, “Yes, I live with a dog who thinks they own the couch, and yes, I still deserve fabulous textiles.” With a velvety finish that looks like luxury and feels like a hug from your therapist, this blanket is your new best friend (until the dog sits on it and claims full ownership).

One size (50″ x 60″), one-sided print, and 100% polyester—because you’re too fabulous to settle for basic fleece.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester: Stronger than your willpower in the face of online sales and fluffier than your dog’s freshly groomed tail.

• Soft, Fluffy & Shiny: Like wrapping yourself in a cozy disco ball. Now you can nap and sparkle at the same time.

• One-Sided Print: Your design, your rules. The other side? Mysteriously blank. Like your memory after binge-watching 6 hours of TV.

• Hemmed Edges with Zig-Zag Stitches: Sewn tight and ready for battle. With toddlers. Or terriers.

• Vibrant Colors: Your wildest designs will pop, shimmer, and silently judge your fashion choices from the couch.

• Thick but Not Overbearing: At 0.20″ thick, it’s perfect for snuggling—not sweating.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, gentle cycle (like how you treat your dog when they ignore you)

• No bleach (unless chaos is your brand)

• Tumble dry low (so your sparkle stays calm)

• Do not iron (seriously, it’s velvet)

• Do not dry clean (unless you’re feeling especially unrelatable)

📏 Size Guide:

• 50″ × 60″ – “Couch Royalty Standard” Big enough for one human and one dog spooning session. Or two humans awkwardly pretending not to steal the blanket from each other.

💡 Pro Tip: Customize it with a pet portrait, sassy quote, or existential reminder like “This is why I don’t leave the house.” Great for gift-giving, self-gifting, or convincing your dog you still run the place.

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