Home is Where My Dog is Copper Vacuum Insulated Bottle 22oz
$30.93
Hydrate like the caffeinated, well-insulated champion you were born to be. This copper vacuum bottle keeps your drinks hotter than your dating app takes and colder than your ex’s heart. Fits in your car’s cup holder, your lifestyle, and your low tolerance for lukewarm disappointment.
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : dog mom hydration, hot mess cold drink, insulated sass bottle, paws and sip, Stainless sassware
Say goodbye to lukewarm misery and hello to 22 ounces of thermal wizardry. This bottle isn’t just a drink container—it’s a science experiment in your cup holder. Whether you’re sipping hot coffee while barking orders or chugging cold water because your dog dragged you on a “leisurely” 5-mile jog, this vacuum-insulated superhero keeps your beverage at just the right mood for up to 48 hours. Also, it fits in your car’s cup holder because miracles do happen.
✨ Key Features:
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Double-Wall Stainless Steel + Copper Insulation: Like Fort Knox for temperature—guards your drink’s vibe like a pro.
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No Condensation: No sweaty bottle = no wet mystery puddles in your bag. You’re welcome.
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Spill-Resistant Lid: Screws on tighter than your schedule. With a loop for when your hands are full of leash, latte, and regret.
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Wide Opening: Big enough for ice cubes, emotional breakdowns, and lemon wedges.
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Powder-Coated Finish: Scratch-resistant, fade-resistant, and generally unbothered—just like your dog.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Hand wash only – because this bottle is fancy and deserves spa treatment, not the dishwasher’s brutal spin cycle. Treat it like your dog treats your side of the bed: with deep respect and mild obsession.
📏 Size Guide:
22oz Capacity – Perfectly sized to hold enough coffee to survive a Monday or enough water to convince yourself you’re hydrated. Fits standard cup holders, gym bags, and your unrealistic expectations for daily productivity.
💡 Pro Tip: Pre-warm it with hot water or pre-chill it with cold water for beverage perfection. (Also works as a hand warmer while your dog takes 27 minutes to choose the perfect poop spot.)
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