Home is Where My Dog is Comforter

If you’ve ever dreamt of a cloud that smells faintly like dog hair and judgment-free napping—congrats, you’re home. This ultra-fluffy, lightweight comforter was made for couch potatoes, serial snoozers, and anyone whose dog takes up 73% of the bed. With a snuggly printed top and a bright white back that screams “I haven’t spilled coffee on this—yet,” this comforter will have you fake-sick just to stay wrapped up in its cozy chaos. Warning: Side effects include spontaneous naps and excessive dog snuggles.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester: Delicate microfiber that feels like a hug from a freshly fluffed cloud—without the allergic reaction.

• Double Square Quilting Pattern: Fancy stitching that keeps your stuffing in place and your life looking more put together than it actually is.

• Vibrant Colors: Your dog may be colorblind, but you’re not. This comforter pops with designs that scream “my human has taste.”

• Lightweight Material: Perfect for layering, lounging, or hiding from your responsibilities.

• One-Sided Print: So your art gets the spotlight and the white underside hides the ice cream stains.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) with gentle cycle and similar colors.
• Bleach only if your dog thought it was a pee pad.
• Tumble dry low. No ironing—this isn’t a shirt.
• No dry cleaning—this isn’t prom.

Size Guide:

Because size matters when your dog insists on sleeping horizontally.

• Twin: 68″ × 88″ – For solo sleepers & chihuahuas with egos.

• Twin XL: 68″ × 92″ – A few extra inches of escape from dog breath.

• Queen: 88″ × 88″ – For those who used to sleep alone.

• King: 104″ × 88″ – Finally, space for you, your dog, and your dog’s emotional support toy.

Pro Tip: Layer with matching dog-themed throw pillows for peak aesthetic… and to emotionally prepare your guests for your dog’s unfiltered affection and zero personal boundaries.

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