Home is Where My Dog is Charcuterie Board (Engraving)

Finally—a charcuterie board that says, “Yes, I enjoy brie, but also, please respect my aesthetic.” Crafted from luxurious acacia wood with a removable slate surface, this board isn’t just functional—it’s basically a dinner guest that makes you look sophisticated. The slate refuses to absorb odors, meaning your cheese won’t mysteriously taste like last week’s garlic bread. Plus, you can engrave it to make it uniquely yours, because personalization makes everything classier.

Key Features:

• Custom Engraving: Add a name, a date, or a passive-aggressive reminder not to touch your Manchego.
• Acacia Wood & Slate Combo: Strong, beautiful, and durable—just like your love of cheese.
• Removable Slate Surface: Keeps your cheeses fresh and your crackers crisp while giving you major “I host wine nights” energy.
• Engraves to Light Grey: Crisp, clean, and impossible to miss.
• Handcrafted Charm: Each board has its own unique wood grain pattern for that artisanal look.

Care Instructions:

• Hand wash only—because tossing this beauty into a dishwasher is like taking a Lamborghini through a car wash with rocks in it.
• Gently clean with mild soap and water, dry immediately, and store somewhere it can bask in admiration.

Size Guide:

Perfectly sized for cheese, crackers, fruit, and all the other nibbles that make you the undisputed snack champion of your friend group.

Pro Tip: Pair your engraved board with an elaborate charcuterie spread and a glass of wine, then casually drop phrases like “notes of oak” and “triple crème” to solidify your status as the neighborhood’s most sophisticated snacker.

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