Home is Where My Dog is Boho Beach Cloth
$53.13
Oversized, boho, and tasseled like it’s about to headline a beachside music festival—this soft polyester beach cloth is perfect for lounging, picnicking, pretending you hike, or giving your dog a VIP spot in the sand. One-sided print, 100% fabulous, and approximately zero percent waterproof.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : boho beach throw, dog-friendly beach gear, not a towel but still fabulous, oversized sand nap blanket, tassel-covered lounging cloth
Introducing the Boho Beach Cloth that says, “Yes, I’m stylish, and no, I don’t care if there’s sand in my snacks.” Measuring a gloriously oversized 38″ x 81″, this one-sided print wonder is made from 100% polyester, which means it’s strong, soft, dries faster than your patience in traffic, and doubles as a dramatic cape when the beach breeze hits just right.
It also features knotted tassels—because of course it does. You’re not a barbarian.
Whether you’re lounging on the beach, pretending to hike, or using it as a picnic cloth while your dog judges your snack choices, this blanket is your boho BFF.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Polyester: Durable, lightweight, and doesn’t wrinkle under pressure. Just like your ideal travel companion.
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Vibrant One-Sided Print: Show off your personality on one side. Hide your snack crumbs on the other.
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Boho Tassels: Fancy knots that scream I’m here for the vibe, not the bugs.
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Massive Size (38″ x 81″): Large enough to fit you, your dog, and your commitment to not getting in the water.
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Multifunctional Marvel: Great for the beach, camping, picnics, road trips, backyard drama, or even indoor boho décor (a.k.a. strategic mess-hiding).
🧼 Care Instructions:
For when nature… happens:
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Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
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Do not bleach (your fashion sense or the cloth)
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Tumble dry low—like your standards after a long hike
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No ironing (embrace the wrinkle chic)
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Do not dryclean (it’s a beach cloth, not a ballgown)
📏 Size Guide:
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38″ × 81″ – “All the Blanket, None of the Effort” Big enough for sunbathing, dog-napping, or dramatically flopping down after one walk along the shore.
💡 Pro Tip: Customize it with bold patterns, sarcastic quotes, or a not-so-subtle message like “This Spot Is Taken. By My Dog.” Great for travelers, beach bums, or anyone who wants to look spiritual while scrolling TikTok in the sand.
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