Home is Where My Dog is Baby Swaddle Blanket

Finally, a swaddle as soft as your baby’s cheeks and as heartwarming as your dog’s welcome-home wiggle dance. This 100% jersey polyester swaddle blanket is cozy, snuggly, and custom-designed to scream “I’m the favorite child” – even if the dog technically got here first. With one-sided printing in glorious detail and soft-to-the-touch fabric, it’s the ultimate snuggle sandwich: baby on the inside, cuteness on the outside.

Key Features:

• 100% Jersey Polyester: Softer than your baby’s coo, tougher than teething.

• One-Sided Print: Because babies don’t care about the back anyway.

• Pre-Constructed Dimensions (30″ x 40″): May vary slightly because life – and sewing machines – aren’t perfect.

• Vibrant Colors: Eye-popping prints that even the baby will stare at longer than you.

• Microfiber Dot Birthmarks: May appear naturally in the fabric—adorable, just like your baby’s belly button.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (babies are hot enough).
• Tumble dry low (just like your energy level).
• No bleach (your baby’s personality is already bright enough).
• No ironing (seriously, who irons a swaddle?), and absolutely no dry cleaning (unless your baby is secretly royalty).

Size Guide:

• 30″ × 40″ – Just the right size to wrap your little bean like a Chipotle burrito. Ideal for swaddling, stroller rides, or impressing Grandma with your superior parenting aesthetics.

Pro Tip: This swaddle doubles as a fashion statement for “I-just-had-a-baby-but-I-still-got-style” Instagram shots. Bonus points if your dog photobombs wearing sunglasses.

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